To a Pretty Average Father

To … an utterly amazing, stupendous, incredible, energetic, attentive, generous, fantastic, charismatic, humorous, effervescent, accomplished, cordial, electrifying, brave, fabulous, loving, chivalrous, intelligent, compassionate, magnificent, fascinating, groovy, obliging, serene, delightful, impressive, courageous, lovable, with just a hint of juniper, benevolent, awesome, phenomenal, rational, assiduous, joyful, caring, gregarious, debonair, captivating, rapturous, charming, kind, formidable, considerate, trustworthy, sympathetic, gracious, optimistic, philanthropic, jaunty, amiable, sublime, outstanding and astonishing but otherwise pretty damn average father.

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We specialize in impulse-buy humour books: whatever you’re looking for, we’ve probably covered it or are about to: wanking, shagging, shite excuses, ASBOs, eBay, geeks, Chavs, students, Goths, shit happening, lies, rudest place names, funny laws and proverbs, dog training, stupid drunks, pervs, Neds, getting old, the joy of pissing…

We publish some non-humour titles as well: our Sudoku and Kakuro books are the best value for money around and cater for all levels of player, whilst our Texas Hold’Em Poker and Strip Poker will bring novices up to speed with simple rules and tips for these ever-popular games.

Being published by us this autumn (2007) is Stuart McLean’s "A Midge in Your Hand is Worth Two Up Your Kilt: Modern Scottish Proverbs". At the same time we are also publishing his utterly amusing ‘The Lazy Sod’s Guide to Sex’. Both are available from www.amazon.co.uk and Bookpost (p&p free within the UK).

To keep up to date with what we’re publishing, please visit www.crombiejardine.com


If there’s a book you’d like to see us publish, we’d love to hear your ideas, so please contact us at: suggestions@crombiejardine.com.

Thanks.

David Crombie
Catriona Jardine

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